my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
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all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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