Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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