Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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