Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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