He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
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Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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