My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
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The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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