If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
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He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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