Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
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