non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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