I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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