Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
Randomize
