Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
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I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
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Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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