Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
He kissed a someone with a penis
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
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I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
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We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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