I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I would fuck him just for his dog
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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