i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.