i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.