I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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