first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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