just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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