Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I showed him my bush... on skype.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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