She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My feet surprised me
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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