i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Drake has all the answers
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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