like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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