Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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