Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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