my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
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Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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