So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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