He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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