I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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