Are we in a gay sports bar?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
this is an emotional support booty call
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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