im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
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So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
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