WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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