Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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