4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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