I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize