i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he thought i was a dude.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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