let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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