no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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