I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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