and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Randomize
