Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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