party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
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Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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