He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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