My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
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I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
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Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize