awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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