Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
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I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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