some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
as a side note pls kill me
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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