oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
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Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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