This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
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I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
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why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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