Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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