Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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