well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
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Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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