FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Randomize
