I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Dick very happy bro
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