So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Randomize
