There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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