So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
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I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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