you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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